Both Colt and Gage joined the roster at the same time, and they both bring high flying exciting action to the ring when they step through the ropes. Colt has been in contention in both of his previous matches, but was up against too much power and muscle when he fell to Dash Decker, and was out schooled by the experienced bad boy Ethan Andrews.

Gage was demolished by the current King of the Ring Dash in his debut match, but caught the eye of Ethan along the way and has chalked up two victories with the help and tutelage of the bad boy against Alex Waters, and in a tag team against Alex and Dash. Colt has been looking forward to this match, because he doesn’t feel he’s gotten enough respect in the locker room, and also is looking to extract some revenge on Ethan’s Green Team tag team partner. This match-up is set to be a high flying, high energy confrontation. Immediately the trash talking starts, Colt saying ‘you’re in a line and I want to get to the top one day so that means I need to get through you’ and then pokes fun at Gage’s geek glasses.

Colt Stevens vs Gage Cardona

Round 1

Colt scores first with a duck under take down, heaving the lighter Gage to the mat. He continues to control the non-stop talker with a combination of wrestling and MMA holds. But the action shifts quickly, and Gage takes charge with a dramatic headlock hip toss ending with Colt flat on his back, Gage applying a scissor arm bar, then adding insult with a fish hook that distorts the sly teen’s baby face. He allows Colt to get to his feet, then floors him again with a clothesline smack across his throat, and keeps control with a back bending camel clutch on the blond teen. The fast and frenzied action between these two rookies continues as Colt takes back command with a wicked reverse heel kick to Gage’s chin that floors him. The blond MMA fighter then scores with a few kicks to soften up Gage’s ribcage, then a dose of ab bashing in an attempt to slow him down.

The fast paced, non-stop action goes back and forth between these two energized rookies as Gage delivers payback with his own roundhouse kick to the side of Colt’s face. Gage screams in joy as the blond locks teen lay stunned on the mat. Both of these teens go for a submission with dueling leg locks on each other, but neither will submit. Colt delivers the punishment with a hard driving suplex followed up with a flying knee into Gage’s pecs as he’s stunned in the corner turnbuckle. The taker Gage is able to regain the momentum as Colt primps his golden locks in the mirror, but it’s short lived.

Colt overpowers the lighter Gage, hoists him up onto his shoulders then falls straight back, power bombing a shaken Gage brutally onto the mat floor. Colt then brings an end to all the non-stop talking and exhilarating action in round one when he places his white boot in Gage’s rib cage and stretches the poor boy out until he scream a submission. Colt leans over to whisper something in his ear, then celebrates his win in round one with a double bicep flex then fixing his teen idol blond curly locks.

Colt Stevens vs Gage Cardona

Round 2

Round two opens with Gage still stunned from the power bomb Colt dropped on him, and Colt’s never ending banter saying ‘you can’t be tired already’, then flashes a little Ali shuffle. The sly teen again scores first on Gage with a double leg takedown, this time driving him into the mat then cupping Gage’s head with his long legs and bashing his abs. This seems to fire up the rookie in red as he breaks free then resorts back to a good old fashioned fireman’s carry to take Colt to the mat then cranks on a reverse headlock that inflicts enough pain to cause the tall blond to arch toward the rafters. Gage keeps the advantage by tossing Colt high up over his head, and as the blond lay on the mat, Gage climbs the ropes to deliver a high flying splash smack across his opponent’s gut.

The non-stop action takes many twists and turns along the way, and it isn’t long before Colt regains the momentum with a flying cradle and then connects with three spine shivering forearms to Gage’s chest. But both of these guys have been on the receiving ends throughout their amateur careers so they know how to endure and starve off the punishment until they get back on offense. Gage regains the momentum with a double round house kick that connects with Colt’s jaw, which he claims is broken! But that doesn’t stop Gage, he places him into a reverse choke in an attempt to end this round right now. Colt though is able to break free with a few elbow jabs into Gage’s ribs. He makes the other half of the Green Team pay connecting with a double boot drop kick into Gage’s ripped abs and follows up with a single leg boston crab which causes Gage to moan out in pain.

Gage fends off the pain and goes to work on Colt’s back, ultimately setting him up for a submission. He places Colt in stretching surfboard in the middle of the ring and maliciously yanks back on his arms until Colt cries out a submission. Gage evens this match at one round a piece as he tells the blond teen to ‘get out of his face and remember who’s boss’.

These rookie warriors lace on the MMA gloves for round three, setting up an explosive encounter that features high flying, non-stop action that doesn’t stop until one of them submits to a painful submission he won’t soon forget. This match is a full 26 minutes of thrilling, high flying, and electrifying action that will keep you on the edge up until the very end!

Jessie Colter vs Jimmy Bullet

Cocksure studs Jessie Colter and Jimmy Bullet face off on Top Cock, each confident in an easy victory. So, the contenders up the ante: they tangle hard bodies in a slick and messy mud-wrestling bout. The loser finds himself bound and blindfolded, made to suck winner dick, all the while facing extra humiliation in a chastity cage. The winner then pushes the loser’s anal limits with a succession of huge Bad Dragon dildos. It’s almost mercy when the winner trades his cock for the dildos and delivers a rough fucking before finishing off the loser with a cum glazed facial.

Austin Cooper vs Eli Black

The Biggest Surprise vs the Smallest Opponent

When Austin Cooper chose Eli Black for his third opponent, we wondered if the wannabe heel was feeling the slightest bit unsure of himself after his last two opponents. After pushing his muscled bod to the limit vs big Lane, then suffering at the feet of the King, it is not surprising he might want a scrappy street punk half his size to beat on.

But the interest may go deeper. As the taut, lithe little MMA stud jabs the air menacingly, Cooper wonders aloud, “That how you beat that little Jake Jenkins?” Eli smiles back: “Oh yea, I remember him… old news.” It seems Austin really has been keeping an eye on Eli. At only 135 pounds, the ripped, lightweight Eli Black has fought as the underdog in nearly every match of his life, and while he hasn’t always come out on top, this hardcore MMA competitor has been honing his skills and recently turned even hunks like Rio Garza and Z-Man into veritable punching bags. Has Austin always wanted to test his now-towering physique and chiseled muscle against the sexy scrapper, or is this just a chance for taking out his growing frustrations?

Ripped is the key word here as each fighter bursts into action, each demonstrating a distinct version of male definition. Being smaller in bulk has its advantages though, and slippery Eli easily twists out of Austin’s holds, and in minutes Austin finds himself flipped onto his back by the bantamweight! Pro wrestling meets MMA striking and grappling in this duel of strength, skill, and stamina. Austin uses his size and muscle to devastating effect, and Eli suffers and screams in bear hugs, figure-four leg locks, camel clutches, and Boston crabs.

As often as he suffers though, the little guy makes a miraculous escape, snaking his way out of holds and even reversing them. Austin’s body is worn down by crotch-splitting cradles and shoulder-popping armlocks, and every time he tries to make his way to his feet there is another kick hammering into his hamstring or a neat jab to clip his chin, rattle his brain, and bring back haunting memories of being steamrolled by Kelly King.

Eli matches Austin’s stomps with rapid fire ab shots, he escapes from full nelsons and headlocks and applies ever more creative chokes to drain the big man’s stamina. Submissions are practically strangled from both fighters, as each ripped bod is tied up in the ropes or racked across his opponent’s back. Austin takes endless sharp blows but the big man’s bigger muscles take their toll on Eli, who has to struggle to stand and is dragged up and pressed clear over Austin’s head for a finish.

Will little Eli be slammed down 6 feet to the mat for a crushing defeat? Will he have anything left to stop Cooper from finishing the job and securing his final victory? Can he turn this around, can he pull off one last miraculous reversal and perhaps leave a renewed Austin Cooper defeated, humbled, and humiliated in what should have been his crowning achievement? This ending is as devastating as it is decisive, when the winner stands tall, there is no doubt he is standing over a broken man.

It’s been a little while since Dash, the reigning king of the Ring, has been seen in the ring. He ended 2014 by losing his first match ever in a tag team contest partnering with Alex Waters against the Green Team of Ethan Andrews and Gage Cardona in a stunning upset. This match let to a feud between Dash and Alex and set up the final match of 2014, A King of the Ring encounter in which Dash narrowly came out on top, claiming himself the King. Since then, Dash has been basking in his glory and taking a short break.

That was, until he saw this new crop of rookies invading his ring, most notably the tall titan Blake Keller. Blake stands 6’2”, 215 pounds which puts him 2 inches taller and 15 pounds heavier than the reigning king. The Chosen One doesn’t like the thought of any big guys coming in and trying to invade his territory, so he requested a match with the new rookie. Blake put up a battle against Bruce Ballard in his debut match but ultimately succumbed to a defeat. Going up against Dash in this situation is going to be a tall order for this titan!

Dash Decker vs Blake Keller

Round 1

Round one begins with Dash flexing and posing his ripped smokin’ hot body, admiring how he’s sculpted a spectacular physique and also likely a ploy to psyche the rookie out. Blake seems unimpressed by the chosen one as he waits for the show to end. After they introduce themselves to each other, Dash claims ‘so you’re new’ and Blake retorts ‘you’re old’. It’s probably not a good idea for the rookie to be challenging the reigning King of the Ring. Dash tells him ‘I hope you’re ready’ and Blake replies in his southern twang ‘come on then’ as they lock up. Dash immediately takes control shoving the tall titan back into the corner and connecting with a number of kicks to his gut. He then whips Blake into the opposite corner and continues to attack his midsection, driving his shoulder into his torso and bitch slapping him across the chest.

Blake is caught off guard in the opening of this match, miscalculating how quickly Dash was going to attack. The big bodybuilder stays on offense, again whipping Blake across the ring, then applying the pain with a hammerlock and double leg boston crab, delivering the message that he means business in this contest. As the rookie lays suffering, Dash grabs one of his ankles and then places his boot on the other leg and begins stretching the tall titan’s lanky legs out like a wishbone. Blake’s legs and groin are stretched to the limit, and as he tries to squirm away Dash swiftly attacks his legs with several stomps. Dash maintains the control choking Blake out and laying into every part of his body, but when he attempts to throw Blake across the ring again, the newbie is able to reverse it and instead it’s Dash who ends up rattling the corner turnbuckle.

The tall titan delivers some payback with a few fists to the chosen one’s shredded abs and then hoists the bodybuilder up in a front facing bearhug. Blake continues to shine; first placing his size 13 white boot in Dash’s ribcage and stretches him, then chokes him over the ropes while flexing his own big bicep, and locks his lanky legs around the king’s tiny waist and chokes him out while squeezing all the wind out of him. Are we going to witness a stunning upset? If Dash has anything to say about it, no!

As the rookie shoves a staggered Dash into the corner and goes in for the kill, the king plays possum and connects with a stiff kick to the titan’s abs This floor’s the 6’2” behemoth and gives Dash a moment to catch his breath. After this, it’s all downhill for the rookie. Dash makes him pay in a series of punishing holds, finishing him off by lacing his lanky body through the ropes and makes him suffer in a standing surfboard. The rookie resists as long as he can, but ultimately cries out a submission to end round one. With the sweat glistening off his pumped up body, Dash flexes his mighty muscles in delight.

Dash Decker vs Blake Keller

Round 2

Round two starts with Dash beaming with glee as he tells the rookie ‘now that you know who I am, and you know that I’m good, is there anything else you want to know’. Pure confidence exuding from the bodybuilder! As they circle to start the action, the sweat is drenched on Dash’s brilliant body making his muscles even more breathtaking. It makes you wonder if Blake has what it takes to give him a run for his money? Dash picks up where he left off in round one, backing Blake into the corner and begins beating on his body. He suplexes the tall titan out of the corner, then clamps his powerful thighs around his waist with a leg scissors. He then places the 6’2” rookie in a painful camel clutch, flexing his sweaty bicep and dominating him.

After the Dash has been beating on pounding on the rookie for the first five minutes, it appears that Blake doesn’t have enough stamina to go on. But wait, the rookie is playing possum! When Dash starts lifting him to his feet, Blake seizes the moment to scoop up the big bodybuilder. He carries him around the ring before firmly planting him into the mat. As Dash attempts to get to his feet, the rookie grabs an ankle, pulls him back, and then places him into a surfboard. He stretches the bodybuilder’s gigantic arms behind his back, making him scream in pain.

Blake continues on the offense for a while, showing he has some good skills and dishing out his own punishment, but he just doesn’t have enough experience to finish him off. Dash regains the control and makes him pay. He imposes his will on the sky high rookie and makes him submit in a freaky, fantastic finishing hold. The Dash man prevails again and maintains his unblemished singles record. Can anyone stop the Dash freight train? Perhaps bad boy Ethan Andrews wants his shot at the muscle boy?

Billy Santoro vs Cass Bolton

This isn’t the first time that Cass Bolton and Billy Santoro have faced off. Their football teams met in the championship game but it was Billy’s side that took the victory. Now the two rivals go at it on the mat padded up and with hard cocks. The muscle bound studs slam each other around before taking the pads off and fighting to shove their cock in the other’s mouth. The loser gets smacked down, made to suck cock and a hard ass fucking while the winner covers him in cum.

Billy Santoro Stats:
Height: 6’0″
Weight :190
Gender: Male
Hair Black: hair
Body type: Muscular build
Sexual Role: Versatile
Scene Role: Switch
Pubic Hair: Unshaved
Cock Girth: Normal
Cock Length: 7″

Cass Bolton Stats:
Height: 6’3″
Weight: 205
Gender: Male
Hair: Red Head
Body type: Swimmer build
Sexual Role: Versatile
Scene Role: Bottom
Pubic Hair: Unshaved
Cock Girth: Normal
Cock Length: 7″

Austin Cooper vs Kelly King

Hijacking the Spotlight!

This match was inevitable. Austin Cooper knew he had to fight Kelly King. This new guy Kelly was getting lots of attention, hijacking Coop’s blazing bright spotlight. King got everyone’s attention even before he had his debut on Hunkbash 16. A well-known fixture on the indy scene and a fan favorite on the underground scene, Kelly’s arrival at BG East caused waves, rejoicing and for some BG East stars like Austin Cooper, consternation.

Kelly took a look at Austin Cooper and the rest of BG East’s top echelon competitors, and promptly declared he could and would demolish them all. It was Z-man who got the first shot to prove the man who crowned himself King wrong. The musclebound coverboy gave it his all, but in the end His Majesty The King was true to his word and walked away the victor, wiping the mat with Z-man’s pretty face, just as he predicted and promised.

Austin Cooper may be next on Kelly’s hit list, but the budding young pretty boy heel has his sites set high: he aspires to be the first to take down the latest arrogant pro-turned-BGE star. Yeah sure, no doubt the odds are stacked against Austin: King has a height and weight advantage on the younger ‘Golden Boy,’ and plenty of experience to back up his high and mighty confidence: “You want a prediction? This kid’s getting knocked out cold before he can say ‘I submit'” If Austin is intimidated he sure doesn’t show it. He enters the ring with a swagger all his own, backed up by his superior physical condition and youthful confidence.

It doesn’t start well for adorable Austin. A solid boot followed by and even faster fist to his abs nearly drop him to his knees. Headlocks, arm bars, slams and strikes send both men reeling. Coop comes back both barrels blazing! If His Majesty The King thinks he’s got this one won in a cakewalk, he’s just been disabused of that notion. Crossfaces, rope chokes, and camel clutches manage to wring one submission a piece out of each wrestler.

Still it’s anyone’s game. King intends to make good on his word though, and for every successful hold, toss, or slam he suffers, King forces Austin to eat several fists and suck up several stiff kicks. Sweat and fists fly as the golden boy’s body begins to turn black and blue. Whether King’s raining down blows on Cooper’s beautiful face in the corner or firing huge kicks to Austin’s exposed abs while the erstwhile heel wanna-be is crawling on all fours, King’s relentless assault nearly turns this wrestling match into an all-out brawl.

Austin Cooper doesn’t stay down long, however. The young hunk drags himself up off the mat time and again, even when all he gets for his effort is more brutal punishment. Despite the torture, he makes King pay for every hard hit, surprising the veteran pro more than once with his own vicious assaults, slams, and body blows. Can Austin pull out a win and topple the titan before his steam runs out, or will King’s words prove prophetic again? The way you’ll see Austin stagger from blow to blow, you’ll blow too! And you’ll wonder in suspense if you’re about to see King’s prediction come true and see the gorgeous “Golden Boy” laid out for good! Austin Cooper may not be a “working” pro but this match proves he easily could be. A spectacularly paced perfect ring romp – as only BG East can produce.

Austin Cooper vs Lane Hartley

“So You’re the Big, Bad Heel?”

Not every wrestler has what it takes to earn their place of honor in the coveted BG East Spotlight Series, and it’s even rarer for an athlete to make such a name for himself that he deserves a dedicated encore appearance. Austin Cooper has been all fired up for months and is ready to make this an unforgettable performance, full of surprises. The “Golden Boy” has been showing us his dark side recently, demolishing one rookie after another, but he’s still not satisfied. This Mr. Hyde wanted his second Spotlight to showcase his skills against the toughest opponents he could find, and boy did he pick some tough ones!

First up, pro stud Lane Hartley has been making a name for himself here at BG East for over a year now. While Austin Cooper was tossing around lightweights Richie Douglas and Leo Tomasi, Lane absolutely destroyed beefy bodybuilder Brad Barnes and made musclestud Z-man beg for mercy. Like Austin, Lane still isn’t satisfied. Only the very best, only the creme de la creme of BGE competitors will do for Mr. Hartley and he will not be satisfied until they’re all put down for the count. When he heard Coop was looking for the fight of his life, Lane stepped up with that winning smile and told Austin to name the time and place.

Lane is all business in the ring as he warms up like the seasoned pro he is, while Austin is all attitude, stripping out of his leather vest and telling Hartley he’ll need to keep stretching to last long in this match. You can practically smell the sweat already building on these men’s bodies inside the sweltering arena when they first lock up. Early holds are traded and give way to punishing holds. Lane’s training shines through and he takes Austin to the mat more than once, but Cooper’s experience and tenacity turn it around each time.

The resident ‘heel’ falls prey to headlocks and chokeholds in the early minutes of the match, but Austin answers with full nelsons, scissors, and later a punishing bearhug of his own that has big Lane dangling off the mat and crying out in agony. A camel clutch secures the first fall for the shining star of this Spotlight, Austin Cooper, but then it’s time for Mr. Hyde to appear and he takes to punching, kicking, and choking Lane against the ropes.

Well, now you can certainly see the sweat flying off both wrestlers’ bodies as Hartley absolutely refuses to go down a second time, his own well-placed kicks and slams turning the tide again. When a bow and arrow submission ties them up at one fall each, both men know they need to pour on heaping helpings of pain and the punishment to come out on top. Before the final fall, one wrestler will be tied up, abused, hobbled, and finally humbled, left crumpled on the mat with a triumphant and sweat-soaked winner posing victorious over his fallen form. Will it be methodical, powerhouse pro studstar Lane or that budding heel who’s been fighting to break through to the surface of ‘former’ babyface Austin Cooper?

Chace LaChance vs Kayden Keller vs Ty Alexander

3-Way Three-for-All: Choke-Off, Jerk-Off, Suck-Off! Oh My!

The original booking was for Chace to wrestle Ty. Chace is more interested in facing the mirror than his opponent, but Ty in gear and ready to rumble won’t leave. Shrugging his shoulders, Chace sighs, “I guess I have some time to spare,” and proceeds to kick the cupid-faced jobber’s butt, only pausing now and then to recheck his look in the mirror.

No surprise. Chace has never looked better. Talk all you want about the transformation of his torso over the past two or three years (fucking perfection, right?), but some of us feel a little faint over those thick hairy thighs and calves too (and that bubble ass? mouth-watering!) Pummeling Ty against the turnbuckle, Chace has never looked so aggressive and masterful. Along with his physique, he has developed a taste for hurting people.

Five minutes in, Kayden shows up, wondering aloud, “I thought you’d be done with this jobber by now.” Indeed, Chace has been so wrapped up in spoiling Ty’s good looks he hasn’t even bothered to try to pin or submit the guy. Kayden climbs into the ring and one-two-three finishes Ty with a crab hold and crotch clutch combination. Chace tries to explain that he was “just having fun,” that he wasn’t even trying to submit Ty yet, and that his preliminary work made Kayden’s easy victory possible.

Cruelly, Chace and Kayden put the question to a barely conscious Ty: “Who destroyed you? Him or me?” When Ty doesn’t respond, Chace beats him down and then yanks him back up, casually remarking, “He wants to get thrown into the ropes, I think.” (In case you haven’t noticed, Chace’s dry sense of humor takes center stage in Ring Release 2.) Kayden picks up where Chace left off, whipping Ty to the opposite turnbuckle. “All right,” Chace concedes, “maybe your technique is a little bit better than mine.” The two bigger guys proceed to drum the cocky little guy’s abs with their fists and boots.

Kayden submits Ty three times in a row, mostly by targeting the boy’s nuts. Chace attributes Kayden’s success in racking up his wins to his being a “dirty wrestler,” but contends that muscle is a better weapon to destroy an opponent. In a contest to see who kills Ty better, Ty, it turns out, is the one and only judge … and he’s not able to offer a ruling because Kayden and Chace are in the process of turning him inside out.

Inevitably, the two bullies turn on each other, kicking Ty off to the ring apron. While for the thousandth time Chace is distracted by his own reflection, Kayden slams his forearm up between his legs, blasting the muscle god’s nutsack. “Your muscles aren’t doing too much for you now, huh?” True enough. There’s no protection for those most sensitive parts of a man’s anatomy. Kayden sneers as he strips Chace down to a sexy silver G-string and chokes him with his signature and now discarded orange trunks.

While Kayden smothers Chace with his own orange trunks, Ty sneaks up from behind and choke-holds Kayden while Chace blasts the bearded interloper’s abs with boot and fist. It’s hard to keep up with the shifting alliances: Chace and Ty against Kayden, Kayden and Ty against Chace. But then that’s the unpredictable nature of a 3-way three-for-all!

This hour-long guaranteed instant classic doesn’t miss a single permutation, and the surprises keep coming. The last half will have you rubbing your eyes in disbelief (or rubbing SOMETHING): a buck-naked, tied-up, over-the-top choke-off, jerk-off, suck-off finisher with a closing liplock that’s for the record books! (We kid you not.)

Ivan Gregory vs Mitch Vaughn

Standing at 6’4″ and over 200 lbs of solid muscle, South African stud Ivan Gregory goes up against muscled god Mitch Vaughn as they prepare to fight their way to a victorious fucking. Their hard muscles clash as the wrestling begins, Ivan using his height to his advantage while Mitch sticks to his tree trunk thighs to wrestle his opponent to the ground. The loser gets tied up in a hogtie as the winner drives a fucking machine up his tight ass before replacing it with a nice hard cock. The torment continues as the loser gets shocked with the electric zapper as he’s chained to the exercise bike before the victor gives him one more ass fucking to finish.

“Love it! I really like the new format during the sex round,and of course I appreciate that there is a lot of handgag action!” – robby63

“Damn! Mitch Vaughn is more ripped than ever!” – gjiove

“ivan gregory is soo hawt!!!!” – linknla

Ben Monaco vs Sam Sellers

Show Muscle or Ass-Kicking Muscle

Newcomer Sam Sellers displays his powerful and finely chiseled physique in an opening posing session. Ben Monaco, who has taken on Austin Cooper and Damien Rush in the past, admires Sam’s muscular development, yet exhibits no trace of fear. “Show muscle,” he calls it, implying that it means next to zero in a wrestling match. With a few chest-to-chest bumps and some stinging slaps to get the juices flowing, the scrap begins.

Sam locks Ben in a body scissors and arm bar combination. Score one point for the “show muscle.” Ben looks trapped, but he resists effectively, eventually reversing and clamping Sam’s pecs in agonizing claw holds. “This is more of what I was looking for!” Ben chimes triumphantly, sinking fingers and thumbs into the firm but pliable man-flesh.

Ben, with five BGE bouts already under his belt, is probably the better wrestler, the better punisher and humiliator, too. He traps Sam in a figure-four headlscissors that lasts seemingly forever. Mr. Monaco is obviously enjoying having the hunky but mature rookie trapped between his legs! To emphasize how easy it is to control the bodybuilder, Ben does a few stomach crunches, all the while keeping Sam locked in place. “Too simple,” Ben quips after Sam at last submits. Menacing and mean, Mr. Monaco has mastered the muscled he-man! Ben exhibits a cockiness heretofore unseen in his previous matches.

Sam Sellers knows his strengths, however, and indisputably strength IS one of his main strengths. He clamps Monaco in an enervating bear hug, then another while roughly thrashing Ben’s near-limp body back and forth. Then he applies a cartilage-crackling backbreaker for an amazing three submissions in just five minutes.

Might it be that raw power trumps wrestling prowess and experience, after all? Midway through the match Sellers kneels beside a prostrate Ben Monaco and flexes his neatly cut pecs and biceps. “See that?” he says, pushing up a biceps big as a grapefruit. “That’s what kicked your ass!” Ben sits up and takes note. (Who wouldn’t?) As if chastened, Ben caresses and worships the man’s hard peaks and well-defined ridges.

Sam orders Ben to kiss the steely muscles. Ben obeys, lapping at them like a bear cub. “That’s pretty impressive,” Ben coos as he rubs his palm over Sam’s solid midsection. “Damn right it is,” Nouveau replies, glowing, “choked YOU out a few times.” Sam is still beaming, so very confident in his superiority, when suddenly Ben latches onto his balls and twists. Sam grimaces and folds palely in two, as Ben gleefully announces, “I think you’re going to learn that PAYBACK is a BITCH!” See! Not all Canadians are nice!

A backbreaker, a camel clutch, and a single-leg crab hold even up the score for Ben, matching and beating Sam’s three submissions in five minutes, and not stopping at three. “I’m just getting started,” Ben proclaims. His pec twists appear to totally incapacitate Sam, whose nipples, it would seem, are his Achille’s Heel. The big man melts under Ben’s pec punishing assault. A follow-up revenge bear hug show’s off Sam’s glorious flutes!

No longer satisfied with simple submissions, Ben wants Sam to grovel, insisting that he not just say “I give” but rather “‘I give, SIR,’ better yet, how about you say, ‘I give, MISTER Monaco.'” In the end, nothing less than a knockout is acceptable for Ben. He puts Sellers to sleep and leaves the mat room. But then he comes back just as Sam is coming to. Ben orders the cameraman out of the room, but our faithful cameraman stays, recording the knock-yer-socks-off finale to this excellent and surprising contest.