Mitch Vaughn vs Brock Avery

In the third match of The Summer Smackdown Elimination Round we’ve pitted Brock “The Big Show” Avery against Mitch “The Machine” Vaughn. Both Kombattants enter the ring confidently with promises of hot loads covering the faces of the loser, but only one will end up on top at the round’s end. The Big Show’s NK experience, thus far, has mostly come from Tag Team match-ups. He has only one showing in singles, although it was a heavy handed victory for the young stud. The Machine, on the other hand, has really been on a hot streak in the regular season, making this tournament appearance with only one loss under his belt. The Big Show aims to prove that his lack of one-on-one preparedness is a non-issue, but The Machine has really gotten his head around the sport. With size to his advantage, The Machine looks to dominate his cocky opponent and move one step closer to being named champion.

Mitch Vaughn vs Brock Avery Reviews

“Thank you!!! It’s such a turn on to see a stud like Brock tossed ass up over shoulder and dominated” – Wolfpek

“Great match! Mitch Vaughn certainly knew how to use his size to his advantage, and his wrestling skills has improved quite a bit. Who knows, he might be a dark horse in this year’s tournament.”
– gjiove

Bruce is another of the recent new faces that have joined Rock Hard, wanting to test their skills and muscle against the best underground wrestlers on the planet. He’s got; movie star looks, a golden brown tan, and a Greek god physique, all perched upon massive tree trunk size thighs. He’s the total package, one that causes heads to turn when he enters a room. He also brings prior amateur wrestling experience and martial arts skills to the ring, and is determined to work his way to the top of the roster.

His opponent in his debut match is Tyson, another new fitness model face to climb into the Rock Hard ring. He had the unfortunate experience of being matched up against veteran bad boy Ethan Andrews in his debut match, and after Ethan got through working over his abs and muscles, his fitness model body ached for a week. Tyson’s more of a backyard brawler type, and is eager to chalk up his first victory to show he can compete against the big boys.

Both guys are in their respective corners to start the match, Bruce decked out in black trunks with blue stripes and black boots, looking the part of a warrior. Tyson is in soft blue square cut trunks with white boots that highlight his fitness model physique. They exchange pleasantries amongst rookies before the smack talk starts. Bruce asks ‘where’d they recruit you from, Baby Gap?’ and ‘who trains your legs, your sister?’. Tyson replies ‘you talk a lot of smack, let’s see what you got’.

Bruce Ballard vs Tyson Matthews: Round 1

They tie up and Tyson takes the early advantage with a double leg lift that has Bruce perched across his shoulder, the blond fitness model walks him around a little before dropping to his knees which drives Bruce’s gut right down on his shoulder. This leaves Bruce gasping for air as he lay on the mat. Tyson connects with several jabs to his abs, before pulling Bruce’s hair to lift him to his feet. He backs the bodybuilder into the ropes, whips across the ring , and delivers a clothesline that floors the Greek god. Bruce wasn’t expecting this in the first few minutes, and appears a little stunned. Tyson pulls Bruce’s massive arms back over his knees and into a camel clutch, then begins taunting him and slapping his face and asking ‘how’s that feel Bruce?’ Tyson continues his control with an arm bar that works over Bruce’s mighty bicep, and some of his home-style backyard brawler moves before driving a claw hold deep down into Bruce’s adonis like abs.

The blond lifts Bruce to his feet, backs him into the turnbuckle and begins pounding away on his abs. Tyson hoists the bodybuilder over his shoulder, backyard brawler style, parades him around the ring and then drops him to the mat. But just when you are beginning to think Bruce is all show and no go, he surprises Tyson with a direct punch to his pec that drops him. Bruce towers over him and asks ‘how’s that feel?’ before he begins to dish out some payback. He stands straddled over the startled fitness model, connects with a few fists to the chest, then locks an arm bar on him in retribution for what happened to him minutes earlier. Bruce stays on the attack, pulling the fitness model into a camel clutch then cutting off his breathing by placing his hands over Tyson’s mouth.

Bruce’s superior muscle and size advantage begin to take over as he tosses Tyson around the ring in a series of punishing holds. He wraps his massive arms around Tyson’s waist in a rear bear hug, squeezing and sapping the energy out of him, then tosses his limp body to the mat. The bodybuilder attacks Tyson’s back with a few stomps of his black boot. Bruce grabs Tyson’s ankles wanting to drag his body to the center of the ring, and even though Tyson tries to cling on to the lower ring rope, Bruce out muscles him.

The rookie bodybuilder has him where he wants Tyson now, and rolls him over into a double leg boston crab, softening up his back before he drops him into an over the knee backbreaker. The total package Bruce has Tyson draped over his massive thigh, stretched to the max, and begins attacking his exposed abs all the while the backyard brawler is moaning in pain. Tyson tries to submit, but Bruce won’t let him. He makes Tyson suffer a bit longer as he stretches him out even more until the blond fitness model cries out ‘I give’. Bruce shoves him off his knee, states ‘of course you give, you’re nothing but a bitch’, gets to his feet and poses his piping hot body to end round one.

Bruce Ballard vs Tyson Matthews: Round 2

Round two begins with Bruce asking ‘how’s that back feeling baby boy?’, and Tyson not even offering a response. Bruce clamps on a headlock and hip tosses the blond brawler to the mat. He kneels down across Tyson’s gut, driving his knee into his abs and then driving a fist several times into his chest. It doesn’t appear that Tyson’s recovered from the first round. Bruce is having his way with the rookie fitness model, stretching his body out in all sorts of ways and pummeling his six-pack abs and chest in between. But about halfway through the round, Tyson mounts a comeback by ducking under a clothesline and then catching Bruce with a clothesline of his own.

This re-energizes Tyson and he goes on the attack. He locks a full nelson around the Greek god’s neck then uses his legs to spread Bruce’s legs wide open and to the max. Tyson continues to use his muscles to pulverize his opponent’s bigger muscles. He inflicts punishment on Bruce’s body both on and off the mat, and nearly gains a 1-2-3 pin count before the bodybuilder is able to kick out. When that doesn’t work, Tyson starts working over his well-muscled back with a series of stomps before clamping on a Texas cloverleaf leg lock. Tyson bears down with all his might putting immense pressure on the big bodybuilder’s back until he submits. Tyson evens the match up at one round flexing over his fallen opponent.

Can Tyson keep the momentum going in round three and score his first victory over the total package? Or, will the Greek god-like bodybuilder Bruce flex his muscles and impose his will on the smaller blond fitness model to secure a confidence building win in his debut match?

Eli Hunter vs Jay Rising

We’re moving on to the second elimination match of our 2014 Summer Smackdown Tournament. This week we have hung stud, Jay “Slick Dick” Rising facing off against seasoned kombatant, Eli “The Hammer” Hunter. Each fighter has a loss under their belt so knowing the taste of defeat makes them fight all the more harder. Hammer is relentless with his vicious leg locks but Slick-Dick manages to use his strength to slam his opponent hard to the mat. The championship gold belt is on the line, not to mention the bragging rights of being named tournament champion that come along with it. Watch as these two hung hunks fight balls to the wall for sexual domination!

Dirk Caber
“The Claymore”
Ht: 5’9″
Wt: 200lbs

Jessie Colter
“Cut-Throat”
Ht: 6’2″
Wt: 195lbs

Jessie Colter vs Dirk Caber

Naked Kombat is proud to present the beginning of our 2014 Summer Smackdown Tournament. Starting off the elimination matches we have Dirk “The Claymore” Caber taking on Jessie “Cut-Throat” Colter as they battle balls to the wall for a chance to move one step closer to the gold belt. These two muscled hunks have fought before, with Claymore owning Cut-Throat’s ass in the sex round. With the points so close before, what better time for a rematch? Claymore is confident he can beat his opponent just as easy as the last time, and plans on leaving Cut-Throat in the gutter before kicking his ass out of the tournament. Cut-Throat isn’t going down without a fight though, he has his eyes fixed on redemption and plans on showing Claymore who the real winner is with a load of cum to his face.

Scott Harbor
“The Marine”
Ht: 5’5″
Wt: 165lbs
Season W/L Record (0-0)

Doug Acre
“The Destroyer”
Ht: 5’6″
Wt: 150lbs
Season W/L Record (7-0)

Doug Acre vs Scott Harbor

Since Doug “The Destroyer” has lived up to his name, thus far, it’s time we throw in some fresh meat for the undefeated wrestler. Enter Scott “The Marine” Harbor, a 13 year wrestling veteran with military hand-to-hand combat training. Confident that all of The Destroyer’s wins came at the hands of “bitches”, The Marine looks forward to slamming his cock up his opponents ass. Both fighters are skilled in conventional wrestling but will The Marine be able to apply his skill set to Naked Kombat, or will The Destroyer keep his undefeated record alive?

Muscle studs Matt and Alex enter the Rock Hard gym, both of them confident and proud of their sculpted physiques. Matt’s gained some confidence recently after chalking up his first victory in his last match, a 3-way with Josh Steel and Justin Silver. Alex is always full of confidence and cockiness, whether he’s dishing out the punishment or on the receiving end. Both these guys are not shy about flexing their muscles, so naturally they challenge each other to a pose-off wanting to flatter themselves in the mirror.

It starts with a double bicep flex, and though Alex is more ripped this day he does concede that Matt’s biceps look a tad bit bigger. They move onto the calves and it’s no contest, Matt’s killer calves will beat out any anyone on the roster. They’re sculpted, massive, and enough to make any bodybuilder envious. They move onto triceps where Alex has the advantage, and then onto chest with both possessing massive pecs. But when they flex to compare backs, it’s Matt surprisingly getting in a cheap shot on the cocky fratboy that floors him. Matt climbs on top of him, straddles Alex, and cranks back on a camel clutch. He forces Alex to watch his own suffering in the mirror.

Matt eventually releases the hold, drags the fratboy by his prized hair to his feet and shoves him into the ring. Alex challenges the blond bombshell to a test of strength, but again Matt plays dirty and instead connects with a knee to the ribcage. Matt maintains the control, choking Alex over the bottom rope, then picks him up over his head and scoop slams him to the mat. He stomps on the cocky boy’s abs before delivering a clothesline which sends Alex back to the mat. The blond bodybuilder then catches Alex in a leg lock that has the model stud squirming in pain and searching for a way to escape. You have to think this is a shocking and surprising start to this match! Matt releases the leg lock, pulls Alex by his hair up to his feet, shoves him back into the corner turnbuckle and begins to pulverize the cocky boy’s money making muscles. He bashes and stomps on Alex’s shredded abs, then places his size 11 white boot across his throat which causes the pretty model boy to gasp for air.

The bigger Matt continues to dominate the smaller fratboy, beating him down to the mat only to pull him back to his feet by his precious hair. You can see this is pissing off Alex. Matt taunts him to ‘catch his breath’ as they’re on their feet, and Alex snaps back asking ‘you need some hairstyling tips?’ They lock up and Matt drives his broad shoulder into the cocky boy’s gut, forcing him to fall back through the ring ropes, and proceeds to pound away on Alex’s abs as he dangles in the ropes. Alex gets to his feet, but the blond bombshell outmuscles him and suplexes him back to the mat. Matt again goes to pull him up by his hair, but this time Alex has had enough, and catches the less experienced Matt sweeping his feet out from under him.

The cocky bad boy seizes control, stomps on the blonde stud’s chest and stops to fix his hair and flex to admire himself in the mirror. He begins lifting, hoisting, tossing, and throwing Matt’s bigger muscular body around the ring, He stretches the bodybuilder’s muscles out on the mat in a bow and arrow, lifts him up and suplexes him to the mat, then lays across Matt’s beaten body and pumps out push-ups while he moans and groans in pain. Alex isn’t done with him yet, so when they get to their feet he wants some payback with a knee to Matt’s ribs, but instead connects with a low blow to the blonde muscle stud’s package. It makes you wonder, was it intentional from the bad boy?

For the rest of round one, things go downhill for Matt. The cocky fratboy attacks the blond stud’s muscular back with a boston crab, before lifting him up then dropping Matt’s sweaty, beaten body into an over the knee backbreaker. He stretches the bigger bodybuilder out over his knee, clobbers away on his abs and pecs until Matt succumbs and screams out an ‘I give’ submission to end round one. Alex taunts and flexes his bulging biceps, and as Matt looks up at him he asks ‘you like what you see?’ to secure round one.

In round two, Alex gets things started with a test of strength by overpowering Matt and forcing back into his corner. The fratboy attacks the bodybuilder’s tree trunk size legs then chokes him out with his boot in retaliation of what happened in round one. Matt’s not able to fend of the attack, and Alex laces the blonde bombshell’s bold, muscular body through the ropes and plants his boot in the back for a spine bending surfboard. Alex drags him into the center of the ring and wraps his muscular thighs around Matt’s throat and begins to torture him in a head scissors. The cocky bad boy taunts the blonde boy by doing sit ups as he has Matt in total control using only his legs.

But just when it appeared this match was going to be over in two straight rounds, the momentum changes. Alex lifts Matt to his feet, whips him across the ring for a clothesline, but Matt is able to duck under the attempt and soars back into Alex. The blonde stud wraps his arms around Alex’s torso and hoists him up into a back breaking bear hug. Matt squeezes his powerful biceps around his torso, wails him around the ring like a rag doll, then finally tosses him into a corner turnbuckle. He sends Alex to the mat with a fist to the abs, then places his boot firmly against the cocky fratboy’s crotch, driving his boot to deliver serious pain, asking him ‘how’s this feel’, and telling him he’s ‘going to get him back’.

Will the more confident Matt be able to continue beating down the bad boy’s body to claim round two and send this match to a decisive round three? Or can Alex mount a comeback with his bad boy tactics and finish the blonde muscle stud off in consecutive rounds. It’s wall to wall muscles as these two studs battle to a thrilling, supreme finish in the ring!

Tatum
“The Beast”
Ht: 5’8″
Wt: 205lbs
Season W/L Record (0-0)

Eli Hunter
“The Hammer”
Ht: 5’7″
Wt: 155lbs
Season W/L Record (3-2)

Tatum vs Eli Hunter

Ultra hot newcomer, Tatum “The Beast” takes on seasoned fighter Eli “The Hammer” Hunter in this week’s bout. The Hammer has a mixed record but has always shown himself to be one of the top fighters in our stable, with his two losses having come at the hands of some of Naked Kombat’s best talent. The Beast is brand new but has the weight and height advantages to offset his lack of experience. Can The Hammer keep his winning streak alive? Or can The Beast break it through sheer manpower?

Skrapper vs Mason Brooks: Two Ferociously Feisty F*ckers Fight Fire With Fire

Now here’s a match that is decidedly welcomed by the fans but also among the most highly anticipated by the BG East brethren. In fact, many even asked if they could observe the match live as it was taped. Skrapper has a reputation for being an all-out aggressive, tough-as-nails punishment sponge who gives as good as he takes – and frequently gives more. He is aptly named. After a solid debut versus Canadian stud Ben Monaco, Mason surprised everyone with his sadistic dispatching of Drake Marcos and his dominant performances against several opponents on Wet ‘n Wild 7. As one fan wrote, “I had no idea!” Well frankly, neither did we! It proves that babyface looks can be deceiving!

High tension: Skrapper can’t wait to start something. As soon as he steps onto the mat, he grabs, pushes, and prods until Mason Brooks finally bites the bait and grabs Skrapper’s head in a side headlock. The two tumble down, still in baggy workout shorts. His bedroom eyes turned up to 11, Skrapper appreciatively remarks on his opponent’s arms and pecs, even while feeling them grinding against the sides of his head. Still entangled in each other’s limbs, they urge each other to flex and show off their gym-honed muscles, combining the pleasures of voyeurism and the frisson of actual body contact.

They are not only active wrestlers but also, like us, they are also spectators, as appreciative of the eye candy they themselves present as of the rough-and-tumble. Even more, they offer us running on-the-spot commentary about what the match feels like to them. From the beginning, we get the sense that Skrapper and Mason are ready to take the homoeroticism of one-on-one combat to a new levels of audience involvement.

Enthusiastic as Skrapper is about the match, Mason is the one with the moves. He’s obviously taken The Boss’ admonition to develop a ground-game to heart. He changes position with speed, agility, and a clear sense of strategy in mind. He pushes Skrapper facedown to the mat, sits on the man’s ass, grabs the right leg, securing the foot in his armpit, and proceeds to grope Skrapper’s nut sack. He makes a play for the silky shorts too, but Skrapper testily bucks free, and the shorts remain temporarily in place.

The two roll towards the wall, Skrapper almost paralyzed in Mason’s fast grip. The skin of their arms and backs flushes under the strain of exertion, and their huffs and puffs provide a bassline to the hot and sticky struggle. Now with Skrapper’s head and left arm tightly noosed between his legs, Mason goes for the shorts again, getting the waistband down to the thighs, in the process wedging Skrapper’s black briefs in his crack. After giving the briefs a few tormenting jerks, Mason chickenwings Skrapper’s free arm. Skrapper taps out, but Mason won’t release until he hears the words “I give.”

Skrapper vs Mason Brooks: Skrewed!

On their feet again, Mason and Skrapper strip down to undabriefs and weaponize their shorts for some lighthearted locker-room-style fencing. The moment of frivolity is soon cut short by both wrestlers’ hunger for more body contact, and the rest of this epic 43-minute fly-stretcher expands and intensifies the roles the wrestlers established in the first fall: Skrapper the out-of-control rage freak, naturally (and recklessly) hotheaded and aggressive, and Mason the tactician, whose particular kink is control.

Mason uses his knowledge of wrestling science and the application of torque to repeatedly incite Skrapper’s fury and then, in turn, to hold it in check. In short, he makes Skrapper’s fine lean body do whatever he wants it to, simply by pushing the right buttons. But can he be sure that he won’t push the badboy past the point where he can control him? When Skrapper protests that Mason is pissing him off, Mason asks, “Pissing you off, or turning you on?” “Little of both,” Skrapper has to admit. And also because anyone who’s fought Skrapper – and lived to talk about it – knows just how rough he likes it!

For the last half of the bout, their sweaty bodies coiled and thrashing, Mason and Skrapper press up closer and closer to each other, as if wanting to feel the palpitations of the blood coursing through the other man’s veins. Skrapper leaves his mark, his pink handprint, all over Mason’s ass cheeks and thighs. Mason teases him to go for more (“Got anything left you want to show me?”), then cuts him off with one after another debilitating hold. The erotic tension builds to almost unbearable levels.

We dare you not to get a boner during this match. The fight is a stunner, an erotically charged confrontation between two popular and tough up-and-comers. Both these guys epitomize the BG East credo of macho grit, homo lust, and punk pugnacity. Skrapper and Mason shine their brightest yet in Undagear 22. Here in the front office, our jaws went slack for the last twenty minutes of this match, mouths lolling helplessly open. Nobody but BG East takes you to the edge like this. Nobody. Nominee for Best Mat Match of 2014?

Kid Karisma vs Ray Naylor: Warning Signs It Might Be a Bad Bad Day

You don’t set foot on a mat with Kid Karisma unless you are ready, willing and able to get hurt. The dude likes his fun and has a legendary sense of humor and joie de vivre but he also plays HARD. The wrestlers who have squared off against him report that the experience is like being lured by honey into a hornets’ nest while wearing a wetsuit full of lit cigarettes. But if you don’t mind a hailstorm of zero-percent body fat, some quirky kink and government-certified MEANNESS rolling your way, Kid K is your go-to guy. He’s also one of the most sexually aggressive wrestlers to step in front of the BG East camera.

So when Ray Naylor, no slouch himself at making opponents scream, demanded to go toe-to-toe with the ginger-haired bruiser, he must have thought his chances were pretty good. Ray is wiry and tough as nails and not the least bit inhibited about taking any road possible to Win City. He’s had his share of street fights and other scrapes and knows his holds. Having watched Ray unfeelingly dismantle a fair share of his previous opponents, we were inclined to agree, though nobody was willing to go so far as to say his chances were even 50-50. None of those previous opponents, we reasoned, was Kid Karisma.

Ray and Kid K profess never to have heard of each other, but that’s a typical ruse around these parts. When Kid K gives him a playful but sharp slap across the face by way of greeting, Ray rolls his eyes and says, “You probably think you’re tough, huh.” Karisma responds, “No, it’s more like I KNOW I’m tough.” Apart from the banter, you can just look at these guys and tell they can’t wait to get their hands on each other. Yeah, there’ve got something to prove to themselves, to one another and to all us fans but’s there’s also a palpable attraction attending these shows of bravado. Even with the sound turned off, there would be no missing their eyeing each other up and down and the defiant energy of their bodies, poised and ready to pounce. Clearly, this one was going to be a scorcher.

Teasing words draw them in to each other, warily and haltingly. Karisma keeps pushing Ray away from him until, as if on cue, the two lock up. “C’mon, c’mon, c’mon, c’mon”: the words are a mantra. Ray charges in and then struggles to drag the compactly built powerhouse down to the mat, only succeeding with his own shoulders hitting the floor first and his face full of Karisma’s crotch. “There we go,” Kid K then smugly murmurs, “there we go.” And there WE go! What a hell of a hot start to one hell of a hot match!

Kid Karisma vs Ray Naylor: Skinny Legs and All

Karisma taunted Naylor about his skinny legs, professing to see no difference between them flexed or unflexed. Of course, we know better and can see the sharp cuts in Ray’s quads, not to mention witnessing the punishment they have repeatedly dealt out in his previous match-ups. And once Ray clamps them like a vise on Kid K’s midsection, he feels the power, and surprisingly, he who suffers first and the match’s first moan of pain belongs to Karisma. It’s 40 uninterrupted seconds of agony that even Karisma’s sharp elbows beating against Ray’s taut thighs can’t bring to an end. The best he can do is shove his opponent to the wall and press him into releasing the grip.

Retribution comes fast and sure as Kid Karisma drags Ray to the center of the mat, scraping the shocked and surprised wrestler’s face across the black resolite mats. Pinning Ray’s head between his ankles, Karisma pulls at the man’s legs like he’s pulling up a tree stump, wrenching the victim’s spinal column. Kid K makes sure that Ray’s moans of pain are louder and longer than his were. Ray is resilient but he is not indestructible!

Most of the first fall is a wild give and take where it’s impossible to guess who might emerge dominant to score first submission or pin but also who will prevail overall, so intense and well-matched are these two mat scrappers. But steadily the bigger and more muscular Karisma gains the upper hand, finally extracting Ray’s urgent submission with a prolonged, emasculating claw hold on the groin. Yup – it’s no holds barred.

As Ray limps to the edge of the mat, Kid Karisma taunts him, begging for a little kiss! In answer, Ray delivers a trio of well-aimed jujitsu kicks to the midsection, and we’re thrust pell-mell into the second fall. Still winded and racked with pain, Ray hardly seems prepared for the fight he’s rushing into, fueled only by rage and a thirst for payback.

At nearly a half hour, Karisma-versus-Naylor may be the shortest of Sunshine Shooters 7’s three bouts, it makes up for brevity with lightning-flash intensity. It goes for four falls, each one sweatier, noisier, more brutal, and frankly more boner-inspiring than the last.

Neither of these wrestlers enters any match with any thought other than to utterly destroy his opponent, but as tempers flare and egos get bruised (if not demolished), caution gets thrown to the wind, especially as the match draws to its tempestuous, physically abusive, ball-busting and butt-baring finale. At an action-packed 28 minutes, this fight would be a classic even sold by itself, alone on a disk. BG East ALWAYS goes the distance. Still this match is classic time-capsule material, even by BGE’s usual towering standards.

Archer vs Jakeno Enzi: Fighting Machines

BG East introduces a couple of tough, muscular newcomers in the opening match of Undagear 22. Archer and Jakeno take their grappling seriously as you can tell by watching them train for their imminent competition. Their strong bodies are combat ready and built to rumble. We thought they might make a terrific tag team, so we invited them to our Sunshine State compound for a look-see and maybe a little friendly sparring.

The two seemed to hit it off quickly. Both are clearly experienced wrestlers, both share an interest in MMA, and both grew up believing that competition is the essence of the good life. Jakeeno looks like a hardcore roughneck type, buzzcut and body ink, not exactly a badboy, but a big man who believes in living life according to a core set of principles like hard work, quiet reliability, self-discipline and domination on the mats or in the ring.

Archer, 25 lbs lighter and a few inches shorter, looks from first impressions more like the showboating pretty boy type, blond, blue-eyed and handsome as hell. But for all that he’s no less tough, no less committed to the art and science of hand-to-hand combat, and no less ready to go all-out motherfucker in a pinch. And he’s not new to the scene either.

Archer offers to hold the heavy bag as Jakeno works on his punch. From the first jab it’s clear Jakeno is a natural born fighter. The bare knuckles of his left hand land on the leather with a solid smack. The bag absorbs most of the shock of impact, but you can tell that Archer feels it too. The muscles bunch up on Jakeno’s shoulders at the base of his neck as his whole body tenses up, tiger-like, transforming itself into a fighting machine. Jakeno mixes punches with a side kick or two. Archer encourages him, spouting advice and praising the power of his arms, as the tension slowly but surely mounts.

Then it’s Archer’s turn to show what he’s made of. Jakeno holds the bag as Archer describes every move he makes, explaining the importance of form as well as brute force, no doubt an important lesson for any BGE battler. Then it’s Jakeno’s turn again. The punches gain momentum, almost as if Jakeno wants to punch THROUGH the bag.

Again, the tension gets amped up a notch. Archer warns Jakeno to lighten up. Jakeno comes back even harder, pushing Archer closer to the wall. Finally, Archer drops the bag, saying, “Dude, c’mon, man, I’m trying to train.” “Do somethin’ about it,” Jakeno responds with a leer, arms wide open, inviting the smaller man to strike first. The fight in on!

Archer vs Jakeno Enzi: “I’m Not Playing Around Anymore, Man”

You wanna fight? You don’t have to ask Archer twice. Archer and Jakeno lock arms, pushing. They break, and Jakeno takes a too-slow swing at Archer’s chin. Archer dodges the fist and nabs the taller man in a full nelson. For all his size and strength, Jakeno has to struggle, his whole body heaving and writhing while Archer’s nelson stays tight as a Yale lock. Finally the big man heaves himself free and turns to face his opponent.

So far, Jakeno is not making as good a show of himself as he expected. Here’s where Archer’s speed and strategy come into play. He stays one step ahead of the lumbering skinhead and floors him, applying a full-body arm lock. Jakeno takes full advantage of his thick, dense muscle to pry himself loose and flip Archer over. The two separate and get back on their feet. “All right, you ready?” Archer says, flintily squaring off against Jakeno, “I’m not playing around anymore, man.” The fight is on.

They seem to be enjoying themselves, all the more so the rougher the action gets. Jakeno’s eyes light up every time he catches sight of Archer readying himself to pounce. He eyes his eager opponent up and down. “Pretty strong for a girl,” he taunts, affably. Archer’s face gives almost nothing away, but its intensity in the midst of the brawl suggests a keen mind at work, determinedly taking in every inch of the big man as if trying to solve an engrossing riddle. He climbs all over Jakeno, navigating his way up each strong limb, trying to drag him down or choke him out.

The battle escalates without showing either man with a clear and obvious advantage until a sudden, deftly applied MMA move forces one to submit to the other. The second fall gathers intensity, as the two wrestlers get down to business and start wearing themselves down to nubs. An old-school pro hold, a riskily applied backbreaker, evens the score.

The third and final fall finds the wrestlers all warmed up for a fight to the finish, with hardly a trace of the friendly, easygoing tussle we started with. After the third fall, though, these dudes are still raring to tear into each other, leading to a decisive finisher, a clean, mean sleeper, the kind BG East has built its worldwide reputation on! A terrific debut by two stunning and very sexy hot lookers with lots of muscle and know-how!